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Riddle:
There has been a murder at the lake. The lead detective also has work at an oil company, but has an substantiated alibi. They suspect foul play. The coroner arrives at the scene, seconds later. The detective and the coroner have been friends for a long time. They both went missing for 6 hours the day before. The lake has been known to have high levels of pollution. The police arrive and search everywhere, but could not find the body. Where is the body and who is the murderer?
Answer: No person was murdered that day, the lake itself died because of the pollution. The murderer is the coroner since he does not have an alibi. The detective asked the coroner to do this in the name of their friendship. He agreed and polluted the lake. This was during the missing hours.
Riddle:
How do you eat a tent?
Answer: With you mouth!
Riddle:
What is pretty and pink but not pretty?
Answer: Pink!
Riddle:
Why did the chicken fail school?
Answer: He did nugget good grades.
Riddle:
A young woman owns two horses, a plane, a gun, a tape with many markings, and a machine with sharp teeth which she uses almost every day. She does not use any of these for transportation or for self-defense (although the gun is loaded), but she does rely on all of these items to meet her financial needs. What does this young woman do for a living, and why does she need this strange assortment of objects?
Answer: The young woman is a carpenter. She uses her two sawhorses, her carpenter’s plane, her nail gun, her tape measure, and her circular saw almost every day as she works to earn a living.
Riddle:
A rookie, professional football player who had just joined his new team from the college ranks, came off the practice field and told his coach in a shaky, fear-filled voice that he repeatedly heard a man's voice inside his head speaking out commands for him to follow. The player then asked the coach, "Do you think I am a schizophrenic?" "No," replied the coach. "I think you are an idiot." Why was the coach so rude and unsympathetic when responding to the mental health concerns of the young player; and what position had he been recruited to fill on the team?
Answer: The young player was a rookie quarterback drafted by this pro team. In professional football, quarterbacks wear helmets with speakers built into them, so the coach can tell them what plays to run. In college football, where this young player had played quarterback, helmets are not allowed to contain speakers; but this rookie was not aware of this, so he freaked out when he heard his coach’s voice inside his helmet, giving him instructions.
Riddle:
What do you call a girl who's more than an eight hot and less than a five crazy?
Answer: A unicorn because they don't exist.
Riddle:
Colder, higher values
Always in a hundred
But in the herd, just one
With two in fourty four
Could it be twenty one
Or maybe ninety two?
Who are I?
Answer: U / ewe / you
Riddle:
I am dress you can not wear. What am I?
Answer: An address!
Riddle:
Next tell me what's always the last thing to mend, the middle of middle and the end of end?
Answer: D.
