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Riddle:
We're five little items of an everyday sort; you'll find us all in 'a tennis court. What are the items?
Answer: Vowels.
Riddle:
Who invented fractions?
Answer: King Henry the 1/8!
Riddle:
One day, a famous king and a famous queen each moved to the same small, rural town, and each built their own house there. The king and the queen were not married, but they were related. The report was they were not very fond of one another, despite being related, and in fact, were both well-known for having highly competitive natures. Both the king and the queen sent out invitations to the townspeople to visit their new houses, each secretly hoping the people would come only to see them, and not the other. On the given day, residents of the town lined up outside both the king's and the queen's new houses; but the people showed no outward signs of respect by bowing or curtsying to either of them. In return, the king presented a stone-faced appearance to his visitors, while the queen offered a cold and frosty reception to everyone who entered her place. To top things off, both the king and the queen both provided food and drink to all the people who came to visit them, but the townspeople were all made to pay for everything they ate and drank that day. However, the people all left both houses that day --- satisfied and happy!!! Why did the people show no outward signs of respect to the famous king and queen, and why weren't the townspeople upset and angry about being invited, and then having to pay for their meals?
Answer: The famous king and the famous queen were: The Burger King and The Dairy Queen. Both had just built new franchises in the small town, and each was hoping to gather the most new customers from the townspeople who lived there. Neither franchise was about to give free food away to everyone, so all the people bought their burgers, fries, and ice cream treats at one or the other, and all were happy to have both of these fast-food options available to them in their community.
Riddle:
The Circle Family LOVES circles (who doesn't?). Their house is a circle, their garden is a circle, their furniture are all circles, if they could, they would BE circles (you get the gist). One day Mom and Dad, were going out, so they left their baby at home (stupid, right?). When they came home, the baby was dead (I knew it was dumb). Who did it? The Gardener said he was tending to the (circle) garden. The Maid said she was cleaning the corners. The Chef said he was cooking a (circle) snack.
Answer: The Maid. There ARE no corners...
Riddle:
What number plus what number equals eight?
Answer: 0
Riddle:
What did the carrot say to the grapes when he found them?
Answer: I see you!
Riddle:
I do not breathe, but I run and jump. I do not eat, but I swim and stretch. I do not drink, but I sleep and stand. I do not think, but I grow and play. I do not see, but you see me every day. What am I?
Answer: A leg (still attached to a living body, of course).
Riddle:
An employee of a store went up to his manager and said, "can I go to Paris for a week"? "Yes," said the manager "but remember to show me a picture of you at Paris" "yes sir," said the employee. The next day the employee showed him a picture of him in Paris, he saw a clock a big tv and him on the couch. Right away he knew that he had lied. How did he know?
Answer: The clock was showing the same time as the clock that was sitting on the manager's wall.
Riddle:
How do you know if your mail is not very happy?
Answer: It will come with an envy-lope.
Riddle:
How does a girl zombie flirt?
Answer: She bats here eyes!
