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Riddle:
Why do you eat fast food?
Answer: Because of you in a hurry.
Riddle:
What has 1 eye but cannot see?
Answer: A needle!
Riddle:
Sofia is a student in high school. Her professor, Ms. Davis, assigned her an essay that would be due in three days. Sofia, being the worst student in her class, procrastinates and doesn't even begin the essay. Three days later, Sofia begs Ms. Davis to push the essay date back by five more days, and Ms. Davis agrees. Five days go by, and still…no essay. Sofia begs Ms. Davis to push the essay date back by a week, and Ms. Davis agrees. One week later, Sofia comes to the class with a burning candle (How did she even bring it in there?), but no essay. Sofia asks Ms. Davis if she can push the essay back until the candle wick burns out, and Ms. Davis agrees once again. Sofia laughs because she doesn't have to ever worry about the essay again. Why?
Answer: Sofia blew out the candle. She said, "until the candle wick burns out", NOT, "until the flame burns out". Therefore, Sofia can keep the candle unburned forever and never submit her essay.
Riddle:
A man gets in a cab and tell the driver "28th St. please" the drivers shakes his head yes. The man complains about his wife and the driver looks in the mirror and says "I can't here you I'm deaf but I can see your lips moving, and I cannot read lips sorry". When they get to 28th Street how does the man know the driver isn't deaf?
Answer: When the man hopped in the cab the driver heard him say 28th street.
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Imagine you are in a house with no doors and windows and the room is filling with water. How will you get out of the house?
Answer: Stop imagine
Riddle:
There is a very popular restaurant in the city, called Da Good Burger. It's slogan is strangely called "Served 49 times'. A girl named Sarah coincidentally is the forty-ninth customer in that particular restaurant. When Sarah finally gets her burger, the cashier tells the people behind her that they should go back to their seats so they can make the burgers again. Like any agitated and hungry customer, the rest of them complain, but trundle back to their seats. When the burgers are ready again, Sarah is--you guessed it--the forty-ninth person in line, and she is still always the last person to get her burger while the others behind her get mad. How does she do it?
Answer: The slogan "Served 49 times" literally means that the burgers are served 49 times before they have to cook them again, which takes about thirty minutes, since the food is pre-made. Sarah cleverly learned this trick and skips to the forty-ninth spot. Mostly because she enjoys being the last person to get the burger while the people behind her complain.
Riddle:
What kind of bum can you find at a beach?
Answer: A sandy one!
Riddle:
Is it possible for two presidents of the USA to have the same Mother and the same Father and NOT be Brothers?
Answer: Two answers: 1) They are the same person - Namely President 22 and 24 were the same person. 2) One is a sister.
Riddle:
My brother has always been the adventurous type. Unlike me, a high ranking government official, my dear brother avoids politics whenever possible, choosing to pursue more dangerous interests. In fact, my brother has many enemies ----- enemies who have tried to kill him by gun, knife, drowning, poison dart, strangulation, and by trying to infect him with a deadly disease. His life has been threatened by a vicious killer dog, a deadly poisonous snake, and a very large rat. To top it all off, my brother is a drug addict. Even his partner, who has some medical knowledge, has been unsuccessful in freeing him from this addiction. So, with all of this information, can you state my name and the name of my brother?
Answer: My name is Mycroft Holmes, and the name of my celebrated brother is Sherlock.
Riddle:
The maker doesn't want it. The buyer doesn't use it. The user doesn't see it. What am I?
Answer: Coffin.
