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Riddle:
What do the French say when you apologize?
Answer: "Baguette" about it.
Riddle:
A man with two heads walked down the street, but no one noticed or cared. Why?
Answer: The second head was the head of lettuce he was carrying!
Riddle:
What did the foot say to the toe?
Answer: You're my toe bro.
Riddle:
Three doctors said that Robert was their brother. Robert said he had no brothers. Who is lying?
Answer: Robert. He actually does have brothers.
Riddle:
How can you tell if you're being watched by a pokemon?
Answer: If there's a pikachu there. (Peek at you.)
Riddle:
A man wants to watch some TV, but the TV won't turn on with the remote. There's no power button on the TV, so he can't turn it on with the monitor. But 5 minutes later, he's happily watching TV. What happened and what did he do?
Answer: The TV was unplugged, so he plugged it back in.
Riddle:
Two teenagers, covered in tattoos and dressed in black leather jackets with chains around their necks, strutted into a local business. Each of the teens was carrying a long, tapered, hardwood stick. When they entered the room, they arrogantly announced in a loud voice, "We are here to beat everyone in this room, and no one can stop us!" Several of the patrons started to leave out the back door, fearing a confrontation was unavoidable. The two, true to their words, proceeded to beat everyone in the room with their sticks, despite being heavily outnumbered. Everyone who dared to stand up to them was beaten in turn, but no one called the police to stop the beatings, and the owner of the establishment thanked them for coming --- and even welcomed them back! Has society completely fallen to pieces, or is there some rational explanation for these events?
Answer: The two talented teens had gone to either a local youth center, or to a local pool hall, where they successfully challenged and defeated each of the willing patrons there in the game of pool.
Riddle:
How does a caterpillar cross the river?
Answer: When a caterpillar becomes a moth.
Riddle:
If 100 trees were standing, and suddenly the wind blows and 33 fell down. How many trees are still standing?
Answer: 70 trees. Let me make it clearer, ''suddenly the wind blows and 30 trees fell down''. so 100 trees - 30 trees = 70 trees.

