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Riddle:
Why couldn't a toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because it got stuck in the crack.
Riddle:
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Riddle:
Mr. Plessy, one of the best pilots in his town, came to his insurance company to file a report. He said that someone had robbed him in the street, but he couldn't see what the robber had looked like because of his poor eyesight. The insurance manager refused to proceed with the case and called Mr. Plessy a liar. Why?
Answer: Mr. Plessy is a pilot, but it's impossible to work as one if you have poor eyesight.
Riddle:
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
Answer: A Map.
Riddle:
There are two species of citizens on a foreign planet: Hamburgs and Helphands. There are 10,000 Hamburgs, and Helphands make up 50% of the population. How many Helphands are on the foreign planet?
Answer: There are 10,000 Helphands on the foreign planet. If there are only two species of citizens on the planet, and Helphands make up 50% of the population, then Hamburgs must make up the other 50% of the population, with 10,000 of them. If there are 10,000 Hamburgs, then there are also 10,000 Helphands.
Riddle:
What has two hands at the top, and what has two hands at the bottom. What has two feet at the top, and what has two feet at the bottom?
Answer: When you're doing a cartwheel.
Riddle:
What do ants put on their pizza?
Answer: Ant-chovies
Riddle:
What glows that is shaped like a rectangle but is not a flashlight. What is it ?
Answer: Your phone.
Riddle:
All search engines and database directories are always free to use. This statement can be false or true the only way to know is if you look between the lines at the clues?
Answer: False
Riddle:
Jim and Joey were on vacation and driving along a deserted country road from the town of Kaysville to the town of Lynnville. They came to multiple forks in the road. The signpost had been knocked down and they were faced with choosing one of five different directions. Since they had left their map at the last gas station and there was no one around to ask, how could Jim and Joey find their way to Lynnville?
Answer: They need to stand the signpost up so that the arm reading Kaysville points in the direction of Kaysville, the town they had just come from. With one arm pointing the correct way, the other arms will also point in the right direction.
