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Riddle:
What did the science book say to the math book?
Answer: Wow you've got problems!
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What do you call a person who does not wear a belt and does not wash their underwear?
Answer: They have no high-jean.
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Someone's grandfather was born in 50 BCE. How old was this man in 25 CE?
Answer: This man was 74 years old. There was no year 0; after 1 BCE, there was 1 CE.
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Who said hi after the crocodile said bye?
Answer: The alligator.
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A man is found dead in a room. The only thing in the room is a puddle of water. The man hangs by a noose on the ceiling. How did he die?
Answer: The man was standing on a big block of ice. While standing there, he tied himself to the ceiling. As the ice melted slowly, the man's feet started to sink to the floor while his neck was still tied to the ceiling. So when the ice finally melted, the man strangled himself and died. In the end, there was a dead body and a pool of water.
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What ant walks on two legs, very tall and loves bullying others?
Answer: Giant!
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What do you call a Frenchman selling footwear on the beach?
Answer: Phillipe Fleepflop.
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There are three doctors. A patient named Doug comes in. The doctors recognize Doug as their brother, yet, Doug has no brothers. How is this possible?
Answer: The doctors are his sisters.
Riddle:
A boat is bobbing happily across the ocean when it suddenly sinks. There are twenty people on board, including the captain and the crew, but when the people resurface after the boat sinks, twenty-four heads pop up. How is this possible?
Answer: It's not twenty-four heads, it's twenty foreheads. There are still twenty people that were on the boat.
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There are many fish in a tank at a restaurant. A customer asks, "Can I get the fish". The waiter says, "Fsh or fish". Why did he state this?
Answer: The fish has eyes but the fsh doesn't.
