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Riddle:
Where do butterflies sleep?
Answer: On Caterpillows!
Riddle:
When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago." How old is she?
Answer: She's 12!
Riddle:
The things I bite, they don't bleed,
I don't bite until you push me;
I bring my victims together each time I bite,
But they'll come undone if you pull it just right.
What am I?
Answer: A Stapler.
Riddle:
There are 2 cops parked along a one-way street looking for traffic violations. They spot a taxi driver going in the wrong direction, yet they do nothing.
Why?
Answer: The taxi driver wasn't driving at the time, he was walking.
Riddle:
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Answer: You rock-it!
Riddle:
When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?
Answer: A Light Switch.
Riddle:
How do vampires like their food served?
Answer: In bite-size pieces.
Riddle:
What is the best key to a good dinner?
Answer: A tur-key.
Riddle:
In a certain city, 5% of all the people in town have unlisted phone numbers. If you select 100 names at random from that city's phone directory, how many people selected will have unlisted phone numbers?
Answer: None. If their names are in the phone directory, they do not have unlisted phone numbers!

