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"3" Riddles - Next 10 of 3602.
Riddle:
Why were the notebooks afraid to go to college?
Answer: Because the College ruled notebooks!
Riddle:
If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
Answer: Five. There are only four colors, so five socks guarantee that two will be the same color.
Riddle:
What did the house say to the window?
Answer: You're a real pane.
Riddle:
A criminal finds out that a doctor digs dead convicts out of their grave to examine their bodies. He figured this would be a great way to escape prison. When no one was looking, he runs to one of the dead convicts' coffin and sneaks in. About 30 minutes after getting buried, the criminal grew impatient. He grabbed a torch out of his pocket and lit it to see who was next to him. He looked to the side and screamed. Why does the criminal scream?
Answer: The doctor's corpse was next to him.
Riddle:
What hath but three feet, three hands, and three eyes?
Answer: Two pirates.
Riddle:
I am sometimes green, I am sometimes yellow and green. When I'm green, I have many white babies inside me; and when yellow and green, I have many black babies inside of me and is sweet. What am I?
Answer: Pawpaw.
Riddle:
Why did Santa spell Christmas N - O - E?
Answer: Because the angel said NOEL - NO L.
Riddle:
There is a certain club which is for men only. There are 600 men who belong to this club and 5% of these men wear one earring. Of the other 95% membership, half wear two earrings and the other half wear none. How many earrings are being worn in this club?
Answer: Six hundred. We know that 5%, or 30 of the men are wearing one earring. Of the other 95%, or 570, we know that half are wearing two earrings and the other half none. This is the same as if they all wore one.
Riddle:
What's always the same size AND gets smaller every year?
Answer: Detroit.
Riddle:
What is the name of a Mexican with no toe?
Answer: Rubber-toe.

