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Riddle:
What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?
Answer: One is hard up, while the other is soft down.
Riddle:
A woman has a heart attack. She dials 911 for help, but nobody comes to help and she dies. Why did nobody come?
Answer: She dialed 911, but she didn't really call 911 because she didn't press the Call button.
Riddle:
I am a room. I have a sink. I have a stove. You use me for cooking. What am I?
Answer: A kitchen.
Riddle:
How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?
Answer: If he was born before 1783, then Massachusetts would still be a British colony.
Riddle:
What did the nurse say when he found the rectal Thermometer in his coat pocket?
Answer: Some asshole must have my pen.
Riddle:
I have the shape of a parabola, but I always wear a coat. You can can find me inside or outside. When I go home, my last name becomes my first. What am I?
Answer: A taco.
Riddle:
Which country has the fastest-growing population?
Answer: Ireland - every day it's 'Dublin'.
Riddle:
I am food that some people hate. Add an "L" to the middle and flip me over I turns into a city. What am I?
Answer: Salad.
Riddle:
Hidden in the poem below, a female's name you'll seek; just read and listen to the rhyme, but please, don't take a week! MYSTERY POEM: The Vegans say that they will eat, no raw meat, steamed, or cooked; but should they bite one juicy steak, I think they might get hooked. What is the female name you hear?
Answer: NORA.
Riddle:
I am brave but, wear the thing I used to fear most, I am bold, but not willing to kill. Who am I?
Answer: Batman.
