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Riddle:
What did the tire say to the other tire?
Answer: I am so "pumped" about this ride!
Riddle:
My Grandpa Joe is nearly a hundred years old, and he has been experiencing some memory loss recently. Around breakfast time the other day, he was in the kitchen, and couldn’t find something he was desperately hunting. “Where are those delicious little puffs of goodness your mother always keeps in here?” he asked me. “You know, the ones that sound like they came out of a swamp; you know, those tasty little cylinders made of sugar, water, corn syrup, gelatin, and glucose. How does your mother expect me to have my morning cup of cocoa?” he asked in a frustrated manner. “I am looking for those white things which are often found out in the woods near campfires. Why, there was even a giant one I saw last week when I was watching that original Ghostbusters movie with you,” said Grandpa Joe. With the help of all the clues he had just given me, I was able to locate the items my grandfather had been seeking. Can you tell me what those items were?
Answer: They sound like they come from a Swamp because they are: MARSH MALLOWS.
Riddle:
What happened when the painter threw his painting at the old man?
Answer: He had an art attack.
Riddle:
What do you call a classy fish?
Answer: Sofishsticated.
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"May Day! May Day! May Day! May Day!" shouted an angry wife to her cringing husband. "This is my official warning for you to remove that dead plant from this house before the stroke of midnight tonight!" "But it holds a lot of sweet memories from last year for me," responded her husband. His wife fired back with, "Today is the first of May, and you should have removed your precious plant from the premises months ago. Besides, it is both dead and brown and is now as sharp as a cactus, and to top it off, it has become a genuine fire hazard." Her husband sheepishly answered her by saying,” Well, I was hoping to set a Guinness world record for the family; but if I must dispose of it, the least you can do is help me remove all the shiny stuff from it first. What kind of a plant do you suppose this was which could create such a strange-sounding argument between this husband and wife?
Answer: The husband was having trouble parting with his beloved Christmas tree which was still standing in all of its tinseled glory in their living room, since it was erected in December of the previous year.
Riddle:
A group of teenagers had gathered in a park one sunny day, when the following conversation took place: "I'm hoping for just one four," said thirteen-year-old Nevaeh. "All I can see are threes," responded fourteen-year-old Emery. "My sister found a six once," chimed in fifteen-year-old Johanna, "but that was just pure luck," she added. "You’re full of baloney!" shouted fourteen-year-old Tristen. "There's no such thing as a six!" he continued emphatically. "Oh, yeah?" said Johanna in rebuttal, "I'll have you know, my grandfather told me someone once found a sixty-three, and sent in a picture to the Guinness Book of World Records to prove it." "Well, I’m hoping for a sixty-three, but I'll gladly settle for a four," said Nevaeh, in an effort to break up the argument and establish friendly relations. "I'll second that emotion," said Emery, "but we’ve been looking for an hour now, and all I see are threes." What activity were the teens engaged in at the park?
Answer: The four teenagers were hunting for four-leaf clovers in the grass at the park. According to the Guinness Book, the clover with the most petals ever, was found by a Japanese man in August of 2023. It had sixty-three petals.
Riddle:
Two houses are on fire. The first one belongs to Mr. Richards–a wealthy, elderly man. And the second one belongs to Mr. Lawrence–an art dealer who just started his business. Which house fire should the police officers extinguish first?
Answer: The police officers shouldn't extinguish either house fire because it's not part of their job! Police officers don't fight fires; that's what firefighters do!
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My host thinks I'm an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can't evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I'm taken and ranked among my peers. Can you guess just what I am? Then you might call me dear.
Answer: I am a Pearl.
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Did you hear about the boy who went to his senior prom dressed in a t-shirt and jeans? He was arrested by the fashion police. What was he charged with?
Answer: Tux evasion.
Riddle:
A grandfather clock chimes the appropriate number of times to indicate the hour, as well as chiming once at each quarter hour. If you were in another room and heard the clock chime just once, what would be the longest period of time you would have to wait in order to be certain of the correct time?
Answer: You would have to wait 90 minutes between 12:15 and 1:45. Once you had heard seven single chimes, you would know that the next chime would be two chimes for 2 o'clock.
