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Riddle:
A senior citizen, Marge recently made financial arrangements for a young, bald-headed man to come to her house, as she needed some assistance with some of her cleaning chores, including mopping the floors and general surface cleaning. However, despite her best efforts, Marge has been unable to convince the man to do any work for her. He just stands there with a constant smile plastered on his face, with his arms crossed, and his gold earring dangling from his left ear, as he watches Marge do all of her house cleaning -- but he never lifts one finger to help her! How long will Marge put up with this freeloader? After all, Marge has paid good money to get this man to come to her home to help her, but she ends up doing all the work! Where are the senior advocates? Just what exactly is going on here, and why is Marge allowing this situation to continue?
Answer: Marge’s helper, which she purchased at a local grocery store, is a bottle of Mr. Clean, floor and surface cleaner.
Riddle:
Lies I tell, though I bear not guilt, And truth, though I know it not. In the dark path of my dancing, Enlightenment often is sought. What am I?
Answer: A pen - It has no knowledge of or responsibility for what it writes, but the inky dark path left by its dance across the page may well hold great knowledge.
Riddle:
A house has four walls a ceiling and a beam going across the middle. The front door is locked from the inside and there are no windows. There is a man hanging from a rope tied to the beam and there is a puddle of water under him on the floor. How did the man hang himself?
Answer: The puddle of water under him was a ice cube that he stepped on and waited for it to melt
Riddle:
Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
Answer: She wasn't in the moo-d.
Riddle:
I have Three or Four Silver Heads, My tail is sort of long. What am I?
Answer: A Fork! (Three or Four Prongs; The handle is the Tail)
Riddle:
Completely round, they are very white. After a full meal and a refreshing bath, they lie down together. What are they?
Answer: A stack of white ceramic bowls.
Riddle:
A rookie, professional football player who had just joined his new team from the college ranks, came off the practice field and told his coach in a shaky, fear-filled voice that he repeatedly heard a man's voice inside his head speaking out commands for him to follow. The player then asked the coach, "Do you think I am a schizophrenic?" "No," replied the coach. "I think you are an idiot." Why was the coach so rude and unsympathetic when responding to the mental health concerns of the young player; and what position had he been recruited to fill on the team?
Answer: The young player was a rookie quarterback drafted by this pro team. In professional football, quarterbacks wear helmets with speakers built into them, so the coach can tell them what plays to run. In college football, where this young player had played quarterback, helmets are not allowed to contain speakers; but this rookie was not aware of this, so he freaked out when he heard his coach’s voice inside his helmet, giving him instructions.
Riddle:
What is new and old at the same time?
Answer: Land.
Riddle:
Next tell me what's always the last thing to mend, the middle of middle and the end of end?
Answer: D.
Riddle:
I'm scared of the water,
But not scared of heights;
I'm light and come in different colors,
But typically just white.
What am I?
Answer: Tissue
