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Riddle:
What's the difference between a Teacher and a Train?
Answer: The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
Riddle:
What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
Answer: A doughnut (also a donut) or an ellipse like a circle and oval.
Riddle:
What do liars do after death?
Answer: Lie still.
Riddle:
What type of house weighs the least?
Answer: A lighthouse.
Riddle:
How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
Answer: By how much he's coffin.
Riddle:
A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opened the door to see a man whom she had never seen before. He said "Oh I'm sorry, I have made a mistake, I thought this was my room." He then went down the corridor and in the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. What made the woman so suspicious of the man?
Answer: You don't knock on your own hotel room door.
Riddle:
There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 meters. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 meters. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 meters. Which way does he swim?
Answer: He doesn't swim at all, he is dead.
Riddle:
Why don't African animals play games?
Answer: There are too many cheetahs!
Riddle:
What did the British man lose when he spent his money working out at the gym?
Answer: Pounds.
Riddle:
What happens to a small stone that works up its courage?
Answer: It becomes a little boulder.
