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Riddle:
A student asked his teacher, "Miss, is it fair if I get in trouble for something I did not do?" The teacher replied, "Of course not! Tell me who got you in trouble for something you didn't do?" What do you think the student replied with?
Answer: "Miss, I forgot to do my Homework again!"
Riddle:
Peter is 4 and his little brother is 2, half is age. How older will Peter's little brother be when he is 100?
Answer: 98 because there's only 2 year difference.
Riddle:
When do you see sheep in ink?
Answer: When you draw them in pen!
Riddle:
A wealthy man named Richard Ellis had been counting his money. When he finished, he accidentally left a $100.00 bill on his desk. But when he returned for it a short while later, it was gone. Only two other people could have seen the bill. One was the maid; the other was the butler. The maid told him that she had hidden it for safekeeping under a green book that was on the desk. But when they looked the bill was not there. The butler said he had found the bill where the maid had left it. He had placed it inside the book, where he thought there was less chance that somebody would find it. He had written down the page numbers so that he would not forget them. The bill was between pages 35 and 36, he said. But when they looked, there was no money in the book. After Mr. Ellis had talked to the maid and the butler, he called the police. He knew who had taken the money. Who was it, and how did he know?
Answer: The butler did it. Mr. Ellis knew the butler was lying because pages 35 and 36 in a book are always printed on opposite sides of the same piece of paper.
Riddle:
You can have me almost every night, sometimes I could be bad sometimes I can be nice or good, whether you were a child or an adult I'll be there. What am I?
Answer: Dreams between (Sweet dreams, Nightmare).
Riddle:
What type of house weighs the least?
Answer: A lighthouse.
Riddle:
Where do penguins keep their money?
Answer: In a snow bank!
Riddle:
You walk into your house the electricity is out you see three doors that you have never seen before. You go through the one with a lion that hasn't eaten for over six months. There are another three doors you go through the one with an empty room. There's a man that says how do you want to be murdered with the gun the knife or the electric chair that will kill you in an instant. How will you survive?
Answer: The electric chair because your electricity is out.
Riddle:
What's the difference between a Teacher and a Train?
Answer: The Teacher says "Spit out your gum!" And the train says "Chew, Chew, Chew!"
Riddle:
What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
Answer: A doughnut (also a donut) or an ellipse like a circle and oval.
