Riddle:
Why is a manhole cover round and not square? Can you guess the two reasons?
Answer: 1: It can't fall through the hole like a square one could. 2: It can easily be moved by rolling.
Riddle:
Why was Miss Cow sad?
Answer: Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!
Riddle:
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Answer: The outside.
Riddle:
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
Answer: To keep his wigwam.
Riddle:
With a little detective work and deep thought, the following facts can make an accurate statement. 11 is a racehorse 12 is 12 1111 race 12112. Can you figure it out?
Answer: 11 is a racehorse 12 is one too 11 won one race 12 won one too
Riddle:
How are people like animals?
Answer: We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves in our legs and bull on our tongues.
Riddle:
Without a bridle, or a saddle, across a thing I ride a-straddle. And those I ride, by help of me, though almost blind, are made to see.
What am I?
Answer: Eye glasses.
Riddle:
You are driving a car. On your right is a steep cliff. Right in front of you there is a horse and right behind an elephant, both of which travel at your own speed. On your left there is a fire truck blocking you. How do you stop your car?
Answer: Just ask the merry-go-round operator to stop!
Riddle:
What does an Aardark like on its pizza?
Answer: Ant-chovies.
