Riddle:
What is a computer virus?
Answer: A terminal illness.
Riddle:
When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected.
What am I?
Answer: A poor alibi or excuse.
Riddle:
When liquid splashes me, none seeps through. When I am moved a lot, liquid I spew. When I am hit, color I change. And color, I come in quite a range. What I cover is very complex, and I am very easy to flex. What am I?
Answer: I'm skin!
Riddle:
When Miss Millie purchased her new parrot, the salesman assured her that it would repeat any word it heard. About a week later, Miss Millie returned the parrot complaining it hadn't uttered a single word. Given that the salesman had spoken the truth about the parrot's abilities, why wouldn't the bird talk?
Answer: The parrot was DEAF.
Riddle:
When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed as when I go astray.
What am I?
Answer: A fart.
Riddle:
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
Answer: The day is Thursday!
Riddle:
Which fruit does not belong in this group: Apple, Grape, Banana, Cherry, or Pear?
Answer: The Banana. It's the only one that needs to be peeled before eating.
Riddle:
Which of the following words don't belong in the group and why? CORSET, COSTER, SECTOR, ESCORT, COURTS
Answer: Courts. All of the others are anagrams of each other.
Riddle:
Which word that begins with the letter I, and by adding the letter A, becomes another word that is pronounced the same?
Answer: Isle and Aisle.
Riddle:
Which would see most clearly in total darkness? A bat, a tiger, or an owl.
Answer: None. In total darkness it is impossible to see anything.
