Riddle:
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Answer: Roberto.
Riddle:
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Answer: Phillipe Phillope.
Riddle:
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Answer: Because it was two-tired!
Riddle:
How do crazy people go through the forest?
Answer: They take the psycho path.
Riddle:
What did one hat say to the other?
Answer: You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
Riddle:
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Answer: Because he was a little shellfish.
Riddle:
Where are average things manufactured?
Answer: The satisfactory.
Riddle:
What did the doctor say when a man tells him, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!" ?
Answer: The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
Riddle:
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties?
Answer: Because you should never drink and derive.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?
Answer: Snowballs.
