Riddle:
I give you all the money in the world but I receive nothing. What am I?
Answer: A tree.
Riddle:
Why did the Orange (fruit) cross the road?
Answer: It saw a "Cutie"! (A Cutie is a type of orange)
Riddle:
Why can't you play "Hide and Seek" with a mountain?
Answer: Because the mountain always "peaks"!
Riddle:
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Answer: Roberto.
Riddle:
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Answer: Phillipe Phillope.
Riddle:
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Answer: Because it was two-tired!
Riddle:
How do crazy people go through the forest?
Answer: They take the psycho path.
Riddle:
What did one hat say to the other?
Answer: You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
Riddle:
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Answer: Because he was a little shellfish.
Riddle:
Where are average things manufactured?
Answer: The satisfactory.
