Riddle:
What tire goes on vacation?
Answer: A retire!
Riddle:
What type of boat has authority?
Answer: Ownership!
Riddle:
What happens when the council gets cut?
Answer: It assembleeds
Riddle:
What is a bee's favorite article of clothing?
Answer: A beanie!
Riddle:
What is a wasp's favorite article of clothing?
Answer: A Yellowjacket!
Riddle:
What is the universe's favorite beverage?
Answer: Infini-tea!
Riddle:
What is a good car for a cell phone?
Answer: A Charger.
Riddle:
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Answer: Because, if it had four it would be a sedan.
Riddle:
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Answer: Because he wanted to go to high school.
Riddle:
A trail, a union, together tied. Come across me and you will find, you cannot change the course I'm on, without me you can't travel on. What am I?
Answer: Railroad Tracks.
