Riddle: A Smuggler with a bicycle carried to sack of sand with him every day. However every time he was checked at the border, the officer's let him through. Wait, what did the Smuggler smuggle?
Answer: The Smuggler used two sack of sand as a distraction. So that the officer wouldn't notice that he was smuggle the bicycles.
Riddle: How can you tell if you're being watched by a pokemon?
Answer: If there's a pikachu there. (Peek at you.)
Riddle: What is the difference between ordinary and extraordinary?
Answer: That little extra
Riddle: When does a British potato change its nationality?
Answer: When it becomes a french fries.
Riddle: How can you make this equation true: 9 + 4 + 59 + 8 = 74 ?
Answer: Turn the 9's upside down to get 6 i.e 6 + 4 + 56 + 8 = 74.
Riddle: How many days are there in 4 years?
Answer: 1461, because one of the years is a leap year. 365 x 4= 1460 + 1= 1461
Riddle: What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer: An impasta!
Riddle: What do the following words have in common? Vermont, Statuesque, Swedish, Arthur's, Africa, Sensation, Misunderstood?
Answer: They each contain an abbreviation of a day of the week. verMONt, staTUESque, sWEDish, arTHUR’S, aFRIca, senSATion, miSUNderstood.
Riddle: What do you call Santa for cats?
Answer: Santa paws.
Riddle: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
Answer: To get some spare - ribs.