Riddle:
What did one math book say to another?
Answer: I have so many problems.
Riddle:
Forward I am an animal, but backward I am one who no man can ever see. What am I?
Answer: I am a dog.
Riddle:
I fly but I never land. What am I?
Answer: Time.
Riddle:
I have 4 ears, 6 mouths, 8 eyes and 7 noses. What am I?
Answer: Ugly.
Riddle:
You are in a cold room and you want to get warm. How do you get warm?
Answer: Go into the corner. It's always 90 degrees.
Riddle:
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Answer: In case he got a hole-in-one.
Riddle:
What kind of pant can you not wear?
Answer: A pantry!
Riddle:
If you eat me, my sender will eat you. What am I?
Answer: A Fish Hook.
Riddle:
If you drop the soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
Answer: It depends on the floor.
Riddle:
I am everything. I am nothing. I can make you tremble in fear or make your sadness disappear. I've been with you since you arrived and I will be with you at the moment you die. We've known each other for our entire lives. I know you but you create me. What am I?
Answer: Just a thought.
