Riddle:
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Answer: You're looking sharp.
Riddle:
Why didn't Mr. Tomato win the race?
Answer: He couldn't ketchup. (He couldn't catch up)
Riddle:
What did the blanket say to the mattress?
Answer: "I've got you covered."
Riddle:
What can be measured, but has no length, width, or height?
Answer: The Temperature.
Riddle:
What did the beach waves say to each other?
Answer: Nothing, the just waved.
Riddle:
A mountaineer enters town by llama on Friday, staying there for 3 days before leaving. He leaves on Wednesday. How could this be?
Answer: His llama is called Wednesday.
Riddle:
A plane travels from Sydney to Beijing, leaving on Thursday 1:00pm, taking exactly 24hrs to travel. The plane lands at 10:00am. What happened with the plane?
Answer: Nothing. Beijing is 3hrs behind Sydney.
Riddle:
If 1 equals 5, 2 equals 10, 3 equals 15, 4 equals 20, then what does 5 equals to?
Answer: 1 -- because 1 equals 5 :)
Riddle:
What flies without wings?
Answer: Time.
Riddle:
There are 10 dogs in a yard. 3 go out, 4 run behind a tree, and 2 jump in the hole. How many are left?
Answer: 10. Because none of them left the yard.
