Riddle:
What has an eye but can not see?
Answer: A needle.
Riddle:
A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law. How come?
Answer: She was walking.
Riddle:
Why does this light shine?
Answer: It was turned on.
Riddle:
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy Bear.
Riddle:
What cleans but never ever gets dirty?
Answer: A bar of soap.
Riddle:
You start at home. You leave, make three left turns, and you are back home. There is two people waiting for you to arrive. What two people are there waiting for you?
Answer: A catcher and an Umpire.
Riddle:
You start at home. You leave, make three left turns, and you are back home. What event just occurred?
Answer: A Home Run.
Riddle:
The Smiths were a wealthy family. They lived in a large circular house. When Mr. Smith came back he noticed that his favorite jersey was ruined. He asked who did this. Mrs. Smith said I was washing the cloths. The daughter said I was drawing a picture. The son said I was playing basketball. The maid said I was dusting in the corners. Who ruined the jersey.
Answer: The Maid did! Because she said she was dusting in the corners. But the Smiths own a CIRCULAR house!
Riddle:
I am wet when drying. What am I?
Answer: A towel.
Riddle:
What can be lost, but not returned?
Answer: Life.
