Riddle:
What can you break without holding it?
Answer: A promise.
Riddle:
Why are elephants so smart?
Answer: Because they have lots of gray matter.
Riddle:
Does a giraffe get a sore throat if it gets wet feet?
Answer: Yes, but not until the following week.
Riddle:
What would you get if you crossed a giraffe with a rooster?
Answer: You'd get an animal that wakes people who live on the top floor.
Riddle:
How do elephants speak to each other?
Answer: On 'elephones.
Riddle:
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a canary?
Answer: A very messy cage.
Riddle:
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
Answer: It raises a stink.
Riddle:
There is an apple 26 feet away from the horse. The chain is 24 feet long. How will the horse get to the apple?
Answer: Easy, just walk there. The chain isn't tied to anything.
Riddle:
John works in a butchers shop. He is 1m 25cm tall, wears a size 7 shoes. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
Riddle:
How much dirt is in a hole that was dug 5m deep and 6m wide?
Answer: There is no dirt because it was dug out.
