Riddle: Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?
Answer: Because they have no-body to go with.
Riddle: Where do fish go for vacation?
Answer: Fin-land.
Riddle: Why did the tire need a vacation?
Answer: It couldn't take the pressure anymore?
Riddle: Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?
Answer: It lacks atmosphere.
Riddle: Where do zombies go for a night out?
Answer: Club Dead.
Riddle: Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Answer: Because he was a boar.
Riddle: What do octopuses take on camping trips?
Answer: Tent-acles.
Riddle: Where do all unwanted shoes go?
Answer: Boot camp.
Riddle: Where do pilots keep their personal things?
Answer: In air pockets.
Riddle: How do rabbits travel?
Answer: By hare-plane.