Riddle:
What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Answer: A vampirate.
Riddle:
What boy wizard magically grew a beard each night?
Answer: Hairy Potter.
Riddle:
Where does a werewolf like to hide?
Answer: In your claws-it.
Riddle:
What toys do baby snakes take to bed?
Answer: Their rattles.
Riddle:
Why did Mama Duck scold her goslings?
Answer: For eating quackers in bed.
Riddle:
Why was the broom late?
Answer: It overswept.
Riddle:
What do cheerleaders eat for breakfast?
Answer: Cheer-eee-ohs!
Riddle:
What do race car drivers eat for breakfast?
Answer: Fast food.
Riddle:
What do comedians eat for breakfast?
Answer: Corny flakes.
Riddle:
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
Answer: She wanted to be on time.
