Riddle:
What do comedians eat for breakfast?
Answer: Corny flakes.
Riddle:
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
Answer: She wanted to be on time.
Riddle:
How do you know when your alarm clock is hungry?
Answer: When it goes back four (for) seconds.
Riddle:
What time does a duck get up?
Answer: At the quack of dawn.
Riddle:
What time does a tennis player get up?
Answer: Ten-ish.
Riddle:
How do bees get to school in the morning?
Answer: On the school buzz.
Riddle:
I am used to bat with, yet I never get hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown.
What I am?
Answer: Eyelashes .
Riddle:
Only two back bones and a thousand ribs.
What am I?
Answer: Railroad track.
Riddle:
You serve me but never eat me. What am I?
Answer: A tennis ball.
Riddle:
What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?
What is it?
Answer: A chalkboard.
