Riddle:
Why do chimneys smoke?
Answer: Because they can't chew.
Riddle:
Why is an old man like a window?
Answer: Because he is full of pains (panes).
Riddle:
What asks no questions but requires many answers?
Answer: A doorbell.
Riddle:
When do elephants have eight feet?
Answer: When there are two of them.
Riddle:
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Answer: Because Noah sat on the deck.
Riddle:
Fashions change but what can a person wear that is never out of style?
Answer: A smile.
Riddle:
What changes a pear into a pearl?
Answer: The letter L.
Riddle:
Who always goes to bed with his shoes on?
Answer: A horse.
Riddle:
What name besides Anna reads the same both ways?
Answer: Hannah.
Riddle:
When is music like vegetables?
Answer: When there are two beats (beets) to the measure.
