Riddle:
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
Answer: In Finland.
Riddle:
What has to be taken before you can get it?
Answer: Your picture.
Riddle:
If a papa bull eats three bales of hay and a baby bull eats one bale, how much hay will a mama bull eat?
Answer: Nothing. There is no such thing as a mama bull.
Riddle:
A man had 12 sheep. All but 9 died. How many sheep did he have left?
Answer: Nine.
Riddle:
As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready. Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts.
What am I?
Answer: A Stable
Riddle:
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
Answer: A leek (leak).
Riddle:
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Answer: Bring a chair back with you.
Riddle:
If the green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house?
Answer: In Washington, D.C.
Riddle:
Glittering points that downward thrust, Sparkling spears that never rust.
What is it?
Answer: An Icicle.
Riddle:
How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?
Answer: You both must be standing back to back.
