Riddle:
Can you read this? Yy u r Yy u b I c u Yy 4 me
Answer: Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you too wise for me.
Riddle:
Where do butterflies sleep?
Answer: On Caterpillows!
Riddle:
A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horse's food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?
Answer: The rope wasn't tied to anything so he could reach the food.
Riddle:
How many months have 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Riddle:
A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?
Answer: He had the hicupps
Riddle:
Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, Then they stand still. What are they?
Answer: Teeth.
Riddle:
Mary's father has five children. They are Nana, Nene, Nini, and Nono.
What is the fifth childs name?
Answer: Mary.
Riddle:
What has to be broken before it can be used?
Answer: An egg.
Riddle:
How many types of animals did moses take on the ark?
Answer: None, Noah did.
Riddle:
One day, a thirty-story building was on fire. A man jumped out a window and nothing happened to him. Nothing was under him. How is this possible?
Answer: He was on the first floor.
