Riddle:
What has a bottom at the top?
Answer: Your legs!
Riddle:
A mile from end to end, Yet as close to you as a friend. A precious commodity, freely given. Seen on the dead and on the living. Found on the rich, poor, short, and tall, But shared among children most of all. What is it?
Answer: A simple smile.
Riddle:
What state is known for its tiny beverages?
Answer: Minnesota! Mini-Soda.
Riddle:
What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?
Answer: Car-tunes.
Riddle:
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
Answer: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.
Riddle:
What three common songs have the same melody?
Answer: Baa Baa Black Sheep, Twinkle twinkle little star, and the Alphabet song! All kid songs
Riddle:
Lobi's brother is MobiLodi's brother is ModiLofi's brother is MofiLoki's brother is ____HINT: It's a four-letter word
Answer: Thor.
Riddle:
What grows under your nose?
Answer: Tulips (Two Lips).
Riddle:
Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?
Answer: A Turtle.
Riddle:
A man was looking through a 6th floor window, thought for a minute then jumped, but did not die or get hurt at all. How?
Answer: He jumped in the window. He was outside the window He was a window washer!!!
Riddle:
Who does the ocean date?
Answer: It goes out with the tide.
Riddle:
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
Answer: A spelling bee.
Riddle:
What body of water was named after a famous spy?
Answer: James Pond.
Riddle:
What has teeth but can not eat?
Answer: A comb.
Riddle:
A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this was not possible, the neighbor took the bet and lost.
Why did he lose the bet?
Answer:
A house can not jump!
Riddle:
Why can't a leopard hide?
Answer: Because he's always spotted!
Riddle:
Why is your nose not 12 inches long?
Answer: Because it would then be a foot.
Riddle:
What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
Answer: Sorry, you're not my type.
Riddle:
What happens when a sea monster gets angry?
Answer: It causes a comm-ocean.
