What gets broken without being held?
There is a tree in a yard with some pears on it, the wind starts to blow, and some of them fell off, however, there are no pears on the tree or the ground after the wind blows. Why?
There were two pears. One fell off, and one stayed on so there wasn't pearS on the ground or on the tree!
I'm an animal, and I don't make a sound, I live on a pad, and I follow demands. What am I?
A mouse (on a computer or an actual mouse).
Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. What am I?
Sometimes I am loved, usually by the young, I'm in hate, when you get old. Everyone has me if they like me or not. What am I?
What's at the end of a rainbow?
I have keys, but no locks, a space but no room, and I can enter but can't leave. What am I?
I don't have any eyes, once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty. What am I?
I can be cracked, I can be made, I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
There's this French artist who lives in Paris hates the Eiffel Tower, however, he eats brunch in the 2nd floor every day. Why?
Because that's the only place where he couldn't see the Eiffel Tower.