David Currie

Riddle Count: 33
Riddle: Why did the tree want to leave the woods?
Answer: Wanted to branch out.
The woods. Riddle Meme.
The woods. Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Why was the small bucket not looking well?
Answer: Well, he was a little pail (pale).
Off colour. Riddle Meme.
Off colour. Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: How did the chicken manage to pay for, 'A de Luxe' roost?
Answer: By Higher Perchase.
Rest. Riddle Meme.
Rest. Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: If you were by a door, where would music originate?
Answer: From the HANDEL.
Door furniture  Riddle Meme.
Door furniture Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Answer: You cannot wash hands in a buffalo.
Buffalo. Riddle Meme.
Buffalo. Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Why was the theatre closed down?
Answer: Because it was CLAPPED out.
Theatre. Riddle Meme.
Theatre. Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What do you call a person selling drugs from his bike?
Answer: A dope peddler.
Biker. Riddle Meme.
Biker. Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: I was looking to buy some furniture, when a man I didn’t know, offered me, a brand new three-seater and two new armchairs, for free. I refused, why?
Answer: I was told never take suites (sweets) off a stranger.
Furniture. Riddle Meme.
Furniture. Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What do you call a priest riding a cycle?
Answer: A cyclist.
David Currie Riddle Meme.
David Currie Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Why does footwear smell of fish?
Answer: Maybe, it is the soles and (h) eels.
Fishy. Riddle Meme.
Fishy. Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.