Riddle: How far is it from March to June?
Answer: A single spring.
Riddle: Why do witches buy magazines?
Answer: They like to read the horrorscopes.
Why do witches buy magazines? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: Which is the largest room in the world?
Answer: The room for improvement.
Riddle: What's a plumber's favorite song?
Answer: "Singing in the Drain."
Riddle: Why do Egyptian pyramids have doorbells?
Answer: So you toot-'n'-come-in.
Why do Egyptian pyramids have doorbells? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: What's the most romantic part about the ocean?
Answer: When the buoy meets gull.
Riddle: If someone robbed you in the shower, what would you be?
Answer: An eye wetness.
Riddle: What do goblins sing in the shower?
Answer: Rhythm and boos.
Riddle: Why was the students homework in his father's handwriting?
Answer: Because the student borrowed his pen.
Riddle: When is a baby not a baby?
Answer: When it's a little cross.