Riddle: What do angels sing in the shower?
Answer: Soul.
Riddle: What do you call a bus full of white kids?
Answer: A twinkie.
What do you call a bus full of white kids? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?
Answer: Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.
Riddle: What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Answer: A vampirate.
Riddle: What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?
Answer: Thunderware.
What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: What do you call a man with no shins?
Answer: Tony.
Riddle: Why are pirates pirates?
Answer: Because they just Arrrrr!
Riddle: What do you call an out of work Ghost?
Answer: Lazy Bones.
Riddle: Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?
Answer: He did not have a current haunting license.
Riddle: Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Answer: Witch-hikers.