Question: What is your name? What is the color of the sky?What is the opposite of down?
Answer: (your name) blew up.
Question: Two Russions where walking down the street the one is the dad of the otherones son how do you explain that?
Answer: The one is the mom.
Question: I am at the beginning of everything,
at the end of time and space,
the beginning of every end,
and at the end of every place.
What am I?
at the end of time and space,
the beginning of every end,
and at the end of every place.
What am I?
Answer: The letter "e"
Question: I follow you everywhere, I am always around you, You cannot get rid of me. I see all,yet I cannot see or hear. I am what keeps the world alive, what am I?
Answer: I am Air itself
Question: i have no legs and no hands i am brown i swim i am not a fish or i don'[t live in fresh water
Answer: a poo
Question: A dog is tied to a leash 15 feet long. The dog wants to get to a bone that is 20 feet away. How will he get to the bone.
Answer: The leash is tied to the dogs neck, but the rope of the leash is not tied to anything.
Question: What runs, but never walks. Has a mouth, but never talks?
Answer: a river
Question: If it is an 1 story house an every thing was blue ceiling,walls,chair everything.
What color were the stairs?
What color were the stairs?
Answer: Their were no stairs it was a ONE story house.
Question: wat is very fragile, that when you speak it's name, it's broken?
Answer: silence
