Question: How far can you run into a forest?
Answer:
Question: A woman wraped from head to toe in black, kneeling beside here dead husband. What am I ?
Answer: a black widow spider
Question: who pulled excalibur out of the stone?noah or moses?
Answer: neither it was king authur
Question: What table has no legs?
Answer: Times Tables!
Question: The maker makes it, the buyer buys it but he does not use it but when he does use it, he does not know he is using it.
Answer: Coffin
Question: whatgrows bigger the more you take from it??
Answer: a hole in the ground
Question: What is the massage try to say: 07734
(Try to right down the number in the paper)
(Try to right down the number in the paper)
Answer: The answer is: hello
Question: It has a bed but dosen't sleep, it has a mouth but never eats and it is always running, never walks.
Answer: river
Question: so theres this guy who walks up to a jail house. the guy gaurding the jail house said "you must be realated to this man to visit him" then the man wanting to visit says "brothers and sisters i have none but this mans father is my fathers son"
how is he (the man visiting) realated to the guy in jail?
how is he (the man visiting) realated to the guy in jail?
Answer: the man visiting was the guy in jails father.
Question: why did the cat run from the dog?
Answer: because he saw a rat..cats chase rats
