Question: What key(s) cannot unlock the tresure box?

Question: this woman she had a baby she named it crack then the next day she bought a house and she called it hairy butt then one day she lost her baby. she went to the police and said i looked everywhere and couldn't find my crack in my hairy butt

Question: There is a blue single story house and every thing is blue, the doors are blue, the windows are blue and the t.v. is blue. What color is the stair case?

Question: What can run but never walks, a mouth but never talks, a head but never weeps, a bed but never sleeps?

Question: Something that is better than God
Poor peple have it
Rich people need it
And if you eat it you die

Question: only one color, but not one size, stuk at the bottom, yet easiley fly's. present in sun but not in rain, doing on harm, and feeling no pain.

Question: if a cow eats milk,what will it give out?

Question: there are 2 ducks behind to othere ducks, 2 ducks in front of to othere ducks and 2 ducks beside 2 othere ducks. How many ducks are there?

Question: i am red and square.
what am i?

Question: The more there is, the less that you see. Squint all you wish when surrounded by me.