Question: Water water everywhere,no water to drink.where are we?
Answer: Middle of an ocean on a log.
Question: i smell bad and im fat who am i
Answer: FAT STENCH
Question: What "walk" on water and it wont sink?
Answer: A shadow.
Question: Only i feel this when i have emotions.
So what can i feel that you can't?
So what can i feel that you can't?
Answer: My feelings!
Question: I am black, white, and red all over. What am I?
Answer: I an a newspaper
Question: What is greater than God
More evil than the devil
The Poor Have It
The Rich Need it
And it you eat it you'll Die?
More evil than the devil
The Poor Have It
The Rich Need it
And it you eat it you'll Die?
Answer: 'NOTHING'
Question: a man is trapped in a house and theres 3 rooms to get out the first room is on fire the second room has people with knifes and shotguns the third room has lions that have not eaten for 3 years which room is the safest
Answer: the third door the lions are dead
Question: FOUR is HALF of FIVE.
Is this statement True or False?
Is this statement True or False?
Answer: It's True. The Roman Numeral FOUR (IV) is in the middle of the word Five: F(IV)E
Question: what sandwich would you never have
Answer: peanutbutter and jellyfish sandwich
Question: If you cant open me, but eat me and I was born by you, what am I?
Answer: a pencil
