Question: Tip,Tarp and,turpintine all begins with "A".
Answer: All bebins with "A"
Question: there was once a rich man.He walked out of his roomand left a twenty dollar bill on the table.when he returned,it was gone.first he asked th maid if she had seen the money.she said she found itand put it under a book.when they looked,the money wasnt there. he then asked the butler.he said he put it between pages 32 and 33. so he opened the book and looked,but it wasnt there.however,after looking in the book the rich man now knew who stole the money.who was the theif?how did he know?
Answer: it was the butler because 32 and 33 are on oppisite pages.
Question: What comes up but never comes down?
Answer: your age
Question: What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, rich people need it, poor people have it, if you eat it you will die.
Answer: Nothing
Question: the dog climbs a wall
Answer: becaese hes dreaming
Question: I am here but yet am not
standing in your doorway
i am always here for you
what am i?
Answer: your friend
Question: What can you feed all day long?
but if you give it water ill die?
Answer: a fire
Question: What goes on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening.
Answer: a person
Question: your in a room with just a box of tools (including tape and glue) a roof 4 walls a floor a table and a sealed door how do you get out
Answer: saw the table in half glue it to the wall put it back togather with tape to make a whole. you have a hole on the wall get out
Question: What has four wheels and flies?
Answer: A garbage truck