Question: What did one eye say to the other eye?

Question: I am here....Only for a second....then I leave...

I come again....but only for a second....And I leave...

Some dred me....Others hope for me......

Some wait with great anticipation......

While others are disgusted by the thought.....

I will continue until the end of time itself....

What am I?

Question: what is the difference bettween an old scrunched up $10 note than a new one

Question: My skin is brown and my one eyes black
I am round but I am not fat What am I?

Question: what is the only clothes that a house wheres

Question: if tommorows yesterday is today what is todays yesterdays tommorows yesterday?

Question: The people who make these dont use them
The people who buy them dont use them
The people who use these dont know there using them what is it???

Question: .....

Question: I could be brown or blue of black
I have more than 700 teeth
If you dare approach me I could kill you with one bite
Not many humans have seen me I'm completly out of sight

Question: A girl hung herself in her closet by tieing a rope to her neck and the other end to the hook in the closet but they could onley fiend a puddle of water under her how did she do it