Question: You live in a one story house and everything is red!
what color is the sink,toilet,kitchen,walls, and stairs?
Answer: everything is red,but there are no stairs
Question: I am every where,
I am inside you,
I surround you,
I can be seen by you,
I can kill you,
Yet you play in me.
Answer: water
Question: There is non of me, You will never see me yet I am always there, Something is what I despise what am i through your eyes?
Answer: nothing
Question: There is a 1 story house with one thing that's wrong. Here is a list of what is has:

3 bedrooms
2 bathrooms ( with a shower and bath tub )
An office
A flight of stairs
A kitchen
A family room
A living room
And furniture and decorations.


What's wrong with the house?
Answer: The flight of stairs because there is only 1 story in the house.
Question: There was a cabin on a hill. The cabin was on fire. How did it become on fire.
Answer: The cabin was on a plane that crashed.
Question: A gleaming beach,
Scorching hot,
Gone at night,
Back at day.
Goldie locks,
And beautiful sunflowers.
What am i?
Answer: yellow
Question: There was a man who went on a trip to Mexico. The whole, round trip took four days. But he went on Wednesday and came back on Wednesday. How could this be?
Answer: His horses name was Wednesday.
Question: It was Sunday morning and emma just baked a batch of cookies for a birthday party later on. she went to go get dressed for her party and then when she came back, the cookies were gone. who stole the cookies?? the maid said she was making the beds, dad said he was in the study reading the paper, mom said she was decorating for the party, and brother said he was getting the mail.. who stole the cookies?? think in general!
Answer: Brother stole the cookies- mail doesn't get delivered on sundays!!
Question: The dead eat this always. If the living eat this, they die slowly.
Answer: Nothing!

The dead don't eat. But if a living man eats nothing, he'll die of starvation. Take that, you skinny models!
Question: there were 100 cups of tea and 1000 people. They divided by 1/2's. so how many people got tea?
Answer: 200 people