Question: You imagine that you are in a bricked up room. How do you get out?
Answer: You stop imagining!
Question: What goes up when the rain comes down?
Answer: umbrella
Question: I am served at a table,
In gatherings of two or four.
Served small, white and round.
You'll love some,
And that's part of the fun.
What am I?
In gatherings of two or four.
Served small, white and round.
You'll love some,
And that's part of the fun.
What am I?
Answer: Ping-pong balls.
Question: A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man toke out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy
Why?
Why?
Answer: He had the hicupps
Question: A champion weight lifter has a brother that's a doctor, but the same doctor doesn't have a brother. How are they related then?
Answer: The champion weight lifter was a woman.
Question: I weaken all men for hours each day.
I show you strange visions while you are away.
I take you by night, by day take you back, none suffer to have me, but do from my lack.
What am I?
I show you strange visions while you are away.
I take you by night, by day take you back, none suffer to have me, but do from my lack.
What am I?
Answer: I am sleep.
Question: if a pink house is pink, a yellow house yellow, a purple house purple, what colors a green house
Answer: It's clear
Question: asdfghjdfghjksdfghj
Answer: gyhbujnknmbkmhgbjghjgh
Question: I can be any color you can imagine.
You see me in everyday life.
I have been around for many, many years,
Look around, you can probably see some of me right now.
What am I?
You see me in everyday life.
I have been around for many, many years,
Look around, you can probably see some of me right now.
What am I?
Answer: Paint.
Question: this man was liying dead in a telephone box wnidows broken, his hands were covered in blood he was a fisherman how did he die?
Answer: he rung his wife up and said "i court a fish this big" his hand fly out as if trying to show the size of it and broke the windows.
