Question: Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?
Answer: The one that doesn't work is best as it will always be correct twice a day, but the one that loses a minute a day will not be correct again for 720 days (losing 720 minutes or 12 hours).
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Question: What do you use to hoe a row, slay a foe, and wring with woe?
Answer: Your hands.
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Question: Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
Answer: A Coffin
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Question: A man was found dead out in a field of snow. The only tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?
Answer: A man in a wheelchair.
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Question: What is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1,000?
Answer: One hundred - work backwards and you will understand.
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Question: A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
Answer: The parrot was deaf!
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Question: Three robbers robbed a store. Once they came out they were totally changed, but they still continued robbing. Why?
Answer: They robbed a clothing store; they changed clothes, not their ways.
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Question: What has no beginning, end, or middle?
Answer: A doughnut.
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Question: Be you ever so quick, with vision keen, by your eyes, we are never seen. Unless perchance it should come to pass, you see our reflection in a looking glass.

What are we?
Answer: Your own eyes.
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Question: Below are six clues to six words. When arranged in the correct order, each word is an anagram of the previous word with a letter removed.

capital of France
snake
headache tablet
single article
twisted ankle
coarse file
equally
Answer:

Aspirin, sprain, Paris, rasp, asp, as, a.


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