I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a man's house and build another, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
What can be touched but can't be seen?
Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady's delight. What am I?
Of no use to one Yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, The lover's privilege, The hypocrite's mask. To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity. What am I?
Roses are red, Violets are blue; And I'm forever saying: I love you. What am I?
What connects two people yet touches only one?
When you buy me I am costly, but the only use I have is just hanging.
What am I?
What flowers are kissable?
You can touch me,
You can break me,
You should win me if you want to be mine.
What am I?
Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?