Question: many people in a box
Answer: matches
Question: There is an electric train headed West at 60 miles per hour. The wind is blowing south at 5 miles per hour. What direction is the smoke blowing.
Answer: No direction. Electric trains don't blow smoke.
Question: A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. Instead, the bartender draws a gun and points it at the man. After a few seconds, the man thanks the bartender and happily walks away. What happened?
Answer: The man had the hiccups.
Question: I have four wheels and flies. What am i?
Answer: a garbage truck
Question: we don't take showers, but were as clean as can be, what do we do to take the smell away?
Answer: we take baths
Question: How quickly can you find out what is unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that there nothing wrong with it at all-and, in fact, nothing is. But it is a bit odd. Why? If you studyit and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without any coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you. What is it?
Answer: The letter "E" can not be found in this paragraph even though it is the most commonly used vowel in the english language.
Question: three people are on an island. a boat comes but two people can fit. home is about a half of mile with nothing dangerous. no one can be left behind. how do they get home?
Answer: one person can swim and the others go in the boat.
Question: A man hits a part of an elephant with a stick. A few seconds later the part of the elephant the man hit disappeared. Then the man won a whole lot of money. What is the man doing?
Answer: He is playing pool and won a tournament. Pool balls are made ivory which is made from an elephant's tusks.
Question: There are 24 married couples on a plain and three single pilots. 5 of the couples are on their way to a honey moon. 7 of them are going on a fishing trip in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. The plain crashes in New Orleans, Louisiana. Every single person dies. How many people do thay bury.
HINT:(THINK)
Answer: You would only bury three people because there were only three single people on the plain and every body else was married. The pilots were single.
Question: Three men decide to rent a penthouse and split the bill 3 ways. They approached the cleark and ask for the room. The clerk charged them 30 bucks for the room. As the bell hop bring the guests to the room, the manager of the hotel calls the clerk and says the room the guest went to should have only cost them 25 bucks. The clerk was in a pickle. He knew he couldnt evenly split 5 dollars to the 3 guest, so he pocketed 2 dollars and gave each of the men a dollar each to keep it fair. Now the men spent 9 dollars each. So if the men spent 9 dollars each and there is 2 dollars in the clerks pocket , that only adds up to 29 dollars. Where did that extra dollar disapear to?
Answer: there is no extra dollar. The men received their share and the remainder of the cash is in the clerks pocket.