Question: Baskin Robbins made only one vegetable flavored ice cream. What was it?
Answer: Some people say ketchup but tomatoes are a fruit. We called Baskin Robbins head quarters and the actual answer is Pumpkin.
Question: A man walked into a bar in resort area and said to the bartender, "Water, water." The bartender immediately pulled out a gun from under the bar and shot it.The man said, "Thank You." and left.Why?
Answer: He had hiccoughs!
Question: what goes black white black white black white black white?
Answer: a penguin rolling down a hill
Question: 101 - 102 = 1
make this statement true by shifting any one digit. no swapping, just move one digit.
Answer: still looking for the answer
Question: What is gone doring the day but never lost, what comes back at night but never gone?????
Answer: The stars!!!!!!!
Question: How many 9's are from 0-100?
Answer: 20 here lets count:

9,19,29,39,49,59,69,79,89,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97,98,99. each 9 counts as 1... don't forget 99 counts for 2. tricky!!!
Question: why was six afraid of seven?
Answer: Because seven ,eight,nine.(seven ate nine)
Question: Where is the slowest computer on earth?
Answer: Right in front of you. HaHa.
Question: Two twin sisters walk into a restaurant and order a hamburger and a coke with extra ice each. One of the sisters has to leave early to meet her boyfriend and rushes out of the restaurant. The other sister stays there and finishes her meal, reads a book, and becomes friends with the waiter. When she leaves, she drops dead at the door. She had been poisoned, yet the other sister was fine. How is this possible?
Answer: The ice was frozen poison, and the first sister left before it melted into her drink.
Question: How do you fit ten horses into nine stalls. No doubling up or splitting a stall.
Answer: T-E-N-H-O-R-S-E-S There are nine letters and nine stalls. (I never said I was putting actual horses into the stalls)