Question: One night, a man and a woman went on a cruise. They kept going straight, then circled an island 3 times. Nobody got on the island, nobody was on the island, and nobody got on the ship from the island. But, when the people got back, there were three people on the ship. How is that possible?
Answer: They were alone. One KNIGHT, a man, and a woman!
Question: If you're driving down the road and your doors fall off how many macoroni noodles does it take to find a garaff in the back neck of the woods eating a tree with a rino stuck in it, How it got up there i dont know.