Question: two men who are best friends go to a bar. they order the same exact drink. one guy is very thirsty so he drinks 3x as much as his friend.the other guy takes a drink and drops dead 15 minutes later. the drinks are tested and all of the drinks were poisioned with the same amount and type of poision.Why didn't the guy who drank more die?
Answer: the poision was in the ice. the one guy ice never melted
Question: This thing all things devours: birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town, And beats high mountain down.
Answer: Time
Question: My initials are PQRS I live above star and I have 11 neighbors can you figure out what I am?
Answer: I am the number 7 on a telephone key pad
Question: There was a man that was all red every thing was red on him but. How is he still blue
Answer: He was sad
Question: What herb cures all illnesses?
Answer: By this rhyme
and by the black raven's crime,
the answer is thyme
Question: Silver but not silver
copper but gold
you use it every day
but who would know
Answer: spoon
Question: i have two step sisters who make me work all day long and wont let me go to the dance ball.
Answer: i am cinderella from disney princesses.
Question: What occurs in a minute,twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
Answer: The Letter 'M'!!
Question: A mouse was down the road and a cat chased him around the block.What happened to the cat??
Answer: Cat had fell over the mouse and heat her self!!
Question: You go into the forest, you get it, but you cant take it out, so you leave it, but you leave with it.
What am I?
Answer: A splinter