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Our friends over at Fart.com shared this funny set of "Silent but deadly" jokes and riddles for your flatulent enjoyment.

Sometimes I Am Born In Silence, Other Times No I Am Unseen
Riddle: Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
Answer: A fart.
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Why Do They Not Allow You To Fart In An Apple Store Joke
Riddle: Why do they not allow you to fart in an Apple Store?
Answer: Because They don't have Windows.

Sharp
Riddle: What is the sharpest thing in the world?
Answer: A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!
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When Set Loose I Fly Away Never So Cursed As When I Go
Riddle: When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed as when I go astray. What am I?
Answer: A fart.

Out & In
Riddle: What came out from ONE hole and goes in to TWO holes?
Answer: Farts.
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Fart Riddles Answers:

  1. A fart.
  2. Because They don't have Windows.
  3. A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!
  4. A fart.
  5. Farts.