FART RIDDLES

Riddles and Jokes about farts, some stink more than others. Have a gas of a time cutting the cheese with your firends.

Fart Riddles
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Our friends over at Fart.com shared this funny set of "Silent but deadly" jokes and riddles for your flatulent enjoyment.

Now And Later Riddle
Riddle: Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
Answer: A fart.

Apple Store??
Riddle: Why do they not allow you to fart in an Apple Store?
Answer: Because They don't have Windows.

Fly Away, Astray
Riddle: When set loose I fly away, Never so cursed as when I go astray. What am I?
Answer: A fart.

Sharp
Riddle: What is the sharpest thing in the world?
Answer: A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!

Out & In
Riddle: What came out from ONE hole and goes in to TWO holes?
Answer: Farts.
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Fart Riddles Answers:

  1. A fart.
  2. Because They don't have Windows.
  3. A fart.
  4. A fart, it can go through your clothes without making a hole!
  5. Farts.