Question: I have a mouth but don't have a hand I have a body but don't have feet.Try me
Answer: A Mountain
Question: You are in a room with no doors and no windows. You have a mirror and a table.How do you get out?
Answer: You saw yourself in the mirror take the saw cut the table in half two halfs make a whole go through the hole and your out.
Question: there are 10 cars outside. Your car is on the left of the borwn car and the right of the blue car. Where is your car sitting?
Answer: no where you aint in a car show sucka.
Question: What do these 2 words have in common?

SUBCONTINENTAL

UNCOMPLIMENTARY
Answer: They both contain all 5 vowels,and appear in reverse order.......UncOmplImEntAry,sUbcOntInEntAl....
Question: what goes first but then follows,
what fills in holes and blocks out the sky,
it scares shadows and blocks the sun.
what is it?
Answer:
DARKNESS!!!!!!!
Question: Count every "F " in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
HOW MANY ?
Answer: 6. here they are "f""following""finished""files""fic""of"
Question: we are little airy creatures,All of different voice and features;One of us in glass is set; One of us you will find in jet;The other you may see in time, And the fourth a box within. If the fifth you should pursue,It can never fly from you.
Answer: vowels
Question: How many movies can one person watch in one day?
Answer: It depends on how long the movies are.
Question: What did the telephone operator give his wife on their wedding aniversary?
Answer: A ring
Question: ok a museum has a super rare diamond in a crystal casing tide on a rpoe tide to the ceiling . to steal the diamond u would need a knife right. but u ccant get a knife into the mesueum bedcuz there is a person with a metal detector. one day a guy walks in , cuts the rope, and steals the diamond. at the end there was a pudddle of water o the fllor. HOW DID HE CUT THE ROPE??
Answer: THE KNIFE WAS MADE OF ICE