Question: A man was found dead out in a field of snow. The ony tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parrallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?
Answer: A man in a wheelchair.
Question: What am i thinking about right now.
Answer: HAHAHAHAHA this is impossible because i will never tell you the answer!!!
Question: there are 12 fishes 2 of them drown how many are left?
Answer: they are all there fishes cant drown
Question: their was a bug walking down the lane and a person also was walking not so far away from the bug.Why did the bug die????
Answer: The person walked on him and he went SQUISH bye bye bug
Question: Jack and his little sister, Jaqueline, were going into the forest during spring to explore. What they found in the middle of the forest was a puddle of water, a carrot, two sticks, an old top hat, and two pieces of coal. What was it?
Answer: It was a snowman. The spring had come, melting the snowman, and the carrot was his nose, coal was his eyes, sticks were his arms and the old top hat was his hat.
Question: How can somewone be in two diferent locations(on Earth) at the same time?
Answer: He is in location (A) and he is thinking at location (B).
Question: Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
Answer: a dictionary
Question: How do you spell mississssippi?
Answer: M I S S I S S I P P I
Question: What word is spelt the same either way you look at it?
Answer: Race car
Question: In Toon Town there are certain things you can & can't have. For example: you can have puppies but you can't have dogs. You can have wheels but you can't have a car. What you have to do is figure out what you can & can't have in Toon Town.
Answer: You can have anything that has double letters. Like grass has two ss.
