Question: What is lighter than air, floats on water and a thousand men can't pick up?
Answer: a Bubble
Question: a little mountain cannot get
Answer: tae
Question: there where 5 men travling down a road.
it started to rain and 4 men sped up the 5th did not they all arived at the same place at the same time but all of them were wet besides the 5th how???
Answer: he was dead. in a coffin
Question: How do you buy things in Mexico?
Answer: The same way you buy things anywhere else. You peso (pay so) much and you buy it.
Question: A man had finished his work one day. He went to bed but first he had a glass of water, got into bed and tuned off the light. In the morning, the man turned on the TV. The news was on. The newsman said: A boat has crash through the night, 100 people died. The man said that it was all his fault. Why?
Answer: Because his home was a lighthouse. When he turned off the light, it was the lighthouse light.
Question: There was this lady who goes to work from the 17th floor to the ground floor. When she comes back home from work, she has to stop at the 13th floor and walk up the stairs all the way to the 17th floor. Why?
Answer: She is short (in size) and can only reach the button 13th on the elevator.
Question: What has a mouth but never speaks,
Has a bed but never sleeps,
And runs but never walks
Answer: A river!!!!!
Question: A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Answer: The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

Question: Kids Love To Eat This, Especially When There In This Land. The Bridges Are Made Of Chocolate And Some Houses Are Too. Even The Gingerbread House Could Be Here Too. There Are Even People Moving My Neighbors Which Is A Horrible Sight. We Might Get Thrown Around and it's large or wide. What is it?

Related: Riddles For Kids
Answer: Candyland
Question: one day a babysitter sat 10 children and decided to give them a snack which was a cookie she wanted to give them all a cookie there were 10 cookies but wanted 2 leave 1 in the jar how will she give the 10 children 1 cookie each without breaking it they all have to get a whole one.
Answer: she leaves the cookie in the jar and gives the jar to the 10th child